my cat is trying to eat a fruit loop i dropped. she put it in her mouth and it fell out and now she just keeps staring at it like it did an ungodly thing.
last night I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth but
I brushed my teeth at the kitchen sink
and this morning I wanted to take a shower but
surprise
and a few minutes ago I had to take out the trash and
I give up
well clearly someone wants to be patted
‘NO. NO BRUSSHING TEETH. PAT ME.’
‘NO. NO TAKING SHOWER YOU SILLY HUMAN. PAT ME.’
‘NO TRASH TAKING. PAT. PAT. PAT.’
